Dresses are so nice they’re just tubes of fabric you can throw on with very little effort and when you wear one and people are like “oh wow you dressed up you look really nice” but it’s like
ah yes my disguise is working. you think i cared this morning
Start ignoring people who threaten your joy.
Literally, ignore them.
Don’t invite any parts of them into your space.
taping mistletoe to my butt so you can all kiss my ass